I have started two new stories this month rather than finishing the story which I said that I would be finishing. And of course the one I'm most fond of at this point is the one that makes me headtilt at the most dramatic angle. *facepalm*

( Charlie Fayton had never understood the insistence of terrified children that there was a monster living under their bed. )

So I've stooped to using my little doodles as blatant bribery. *g* snakewhissperer doesn't get to keep this picture until she's completed the agreed amount of swimming, mwuahahaha.

But you can't expect me to just keep it sitting in a drawer here for another couple weeks, can you?

( Unstable characters, stable relationship. )

So you know that first time you sat down and decided "You know what? I could write fanfic. I could totally write fanfic! Look at the crap that's out there; it'll be so easy!"

... AND THEN IT WASN'T EASY AT ALL?

This, I feel, is the perfect summation of that moment. In musical form.

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IT'S FRIDAY! I've made it through an entire week on cash with nary a dollar unaccounted for, and that's taking in daily sums greater than what I will make this entire year. Nobody threatened me, nobody swore at me, one lady thanked me for being so pleasant, and another said "Hey! Photo-radar lady! I remember you... You made me laugh last month!" :D ( Read more... )

Oh, snakewhissperer, I do believe we had a discussion a while ago about how easy I thought it would be to make a teeny tiny TARDIS out of the stuff I find on the construction site by my place...?


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ETA! Deb!! Don't scroll down if Travis is reading over your shoulder like usual! Spoilers!

Can't find the ridiculous tree ornament you want to inflict upon your friend for Christmas? Make one from scratch instead!


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It's a festive Christmas gargoyle-in-progress! :D!


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Officer's notes on one ticket today included the line "subject took the can and threw it on the ground"... Lonely Island immediately started playing in my head and, verily, my day was made. *g*

*shares the joy*

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Featuring Ryan Reynolds and Elijah Wood out on a lovely dinner date because why the hell not?

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YAAAARRRRRRRRR, IMMA PIRATE!


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Okay, if someone was like "make up a scene where My Chem appears on a children's show"...

IT WOULD BE EXACTLY THIS.

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EVERY SNOWFLAKE IS DIFFERENT. JUST LIKE YOU.

*alternates between laughing and hearthandsing forever(Ten bucks someone off-screen yelled "Smile!" at the end there, given Mikey's tiny little mostly-in-the-eyes smile and Frank ( Read more... )